Teacher : What comes after 69 ?
Student : Mouthwash
Teacher : Get out .
i finished most of my homework. now I’m going to get ready for messico! i’ll set an alarm for seven in the morning to do my final. yeah right. i’ll just stay up until four am and finish my shit up. for some reason andrew jackson jihad has been haunting my phone and itunes. which means I’m about to go to a pool party singing lady killer -_-
Michelle: Masturbate to Markie Mark for me. :-D Me: I can’t I’ll be having real sex! I didn’t even have sex. But I felt like I burned her by saying that. Then I get on tumblr and the last six hundred posts are about being horny. Ah my dear friend I love her so much (: PHX. I gotta go over. I finally saved enough money to go to Phoenix and visit all my friends! Which is seven...
to make sure i don’t go to your blog and see the same pictures i’ve seen on my dash i simple go page/359 or another random number and i start looking at older and older stuff. and then i’m late for work :) good day! <3
don’t know if i should bleach my hair or dye it red?